morgan, you look horrible. yeah, well, i think we got a, uh, mailer on our hands. what is that? you never heard of a mailer? that's a crazy person who breaks into someone's office, and he sends unsent mail. that's not a real thing. [scoffs] would that it weren't. i had a magazine subscription card on my desk. now i'm getting 24 issues of wired. what do i know about computers? oh, my god. i'm not that worried about it. i am worried about it. what if they send my fan letter to chris pine? you guys, i was really drunk when i took some of those photos of me. go. see? this is a real thing. hey, dr. c. where you, uh... where you at in the love department these days? fine. can't complain. okay, yeah, well... why? if you want me to fix you up, the korean lady who presses my scrubs, her husband just died. it's one phone call. no, thanks. dr. c, wait. i just wanna say... morgan-- morgan, what are you doing? i'm doing what she couldn't.